There are pranks… and then there are wet fart pranks—the kind that make people question their life choices, check the seat, and reconsider sitting next to you ever again.
Armed with a hidden speaker and a dangerously realistic wet fart sound, I hit the public restroom, food court, and elevator like a silent assassin—except I wasn’t silent. SPLAARRRRTTTT! One press of the button, and chaos ensued.
In the bookstore, I stood near someone browsing romance novels. I let it rip—long, juicy, and unapologetic. The poor guy dropped his book, took one look at me, and moonwalked out of the aisle like he’d seen a ghost… a very gassy ghost.
At the elevator, I pulled the move just as the doors opened. A group was about to walk in—then BRRRLLTPFFT—they froze. One guy legit said, “Nah, we’ll catch the next one.” I held my poker face, but inside? I was SCREAMING.
The key to the perfect wet fart prank? Timing, delivery, and total innocence. Act confused. Look around. Blame the floor. Say, “Did something leak?” while pretending to inspect your shoe. That sells it.
By the end of the day, I had people running, laughing, and questioning everything. Wet fart pranks are not for the weak—they’re for prank royalty. And yes, I now fear karma.
