Unemployed, Unbothered, and Full of Sass – Get a Job, Manchas! 🐾💼🤣

Look. I feed him. I bathe him. I buy him snacks, toys, and plush blankets.
And what does Manchas do in return?
Nap. Bark at Amazon drivers. And act like he pays rent. 😤😂

This little guy walks around the house with main character energy, judging everyone like he’s the CEO of something.
But the truth is… Manchas hasn’t worked a single day in his life.
Zero income. Zero effort. Full diva.

Tried to get him to carry a mini backpack? He flopped on the floor like a drama king.
Tried to teach him to “guard the house”?
He barked at a butterfly and ran inside.

One time I asked him, “When are you gonna get a job?”
He yawned… and farted.
That was his response.

At this point, I’m convinced he thinks I work for him.
I cook, I clean, and I open his treat bag on demand.
If being spoiled was a profession, Manchas would be employee of the month.