Welcome to the wildest shopping trip Burlington has ever seen. I hit the aisles armed with The Pooter, a straight face, and a stomach full of boldness… and let’s just say the reactions did NOT disappoint.
From the moment the first wet fart echoed off the racks of winter coats, the chaos began. I’d casually walk by someone comparing jackets, drop a squelchy bomb, then slowly turn my head and lock eyes like,
“Was that you… or me?”
Then came the quote of the day:
👉 “YOU NASTY MOTHER—!!”
Her face. Her delivery. Absolute comedy perfection. I almost broke character—almost.
Highlights include:
🛒 One guy who literally jumped back like it was toxic
👀 A lady who clutched her purse and whispered “Lord, have mercy”
😂 A teen who said “Yo, MOM! We’re leaving—NOW.”
And every time, I kept it cool. No smirking. Just the walk-off.
Like nothing ever happened.
Best reactions yet—don’t miss this one!