Some pranks make people laugh. Others make them cry. But the wet fart prank? That’s a different beast. That’s the kind of prank that leaves people traumatized, questioning their life choices, and checking their pants—even when they didn’t do it.
Armed with a hidden fart machine and a sound file straight from the depths of digestive horror, I set out to create pure chaos. My target? The quietest places possible—elevators, checkout lines, waiting rooms. The moment the room went still… I let it rip.
PPPPBBBLLLLLLRRTT-SSSQUELCHHH!
The sound echoed like a swamp monster had just exploded.
Reactions were instant. People winced. One lady dropped her coffee. A guy in a suit physically backed away like I had become contagious. And the best part? I just stood there looking confused, holding my phone like I was checking the weather.
In the pharmacy aisle, I let one off near an old man. He looked at me, shook his head, and mumbled, “You need to see a doctor.” I nearly collapsed from holding in my laughter.
The wet fart prank is high risk, high reward. You’ll make people laugh, gag, and sprint out of rooms—but you must keep a straight face. That’s the rule.
By the end of the day, I’d cleared three aisles, broken two friendships (temporarily), and made a few innocent bystanders question their hearing.
Totally worth it.
