Picture this: Walmart. A quiet aisle. I stroll up casually, reach for some paper towels… and let out a massive, juicy fart—thanks to The Pooter. 💨
The sound was so real, so wet, you could almost see it.
Enter: the lady behind me.
She pauses. Stares.
Then hits me with the iconic:
👉 “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”
I stay silent. Glance over.
She’s looking at me like I just ruined her entire shopping experience—and maybe her week.
“You nasty!” she yells, while holding her breath like I released a biohazard in Aisle 7. 😭
As I try to walk away (barely keeping a straight face), she actually follows me to the next aisle to keep talking about it!
Highlights include:
💥 Her saying “You need to see a doctor!”
💨 Her asking other shoppers, “Y’all heard that too, right?!”
😂 Me dropping another fart mid-sentence—she nearly lost it.
It was peak prank chaos, with The Pooter delivering award-winning sound design and this lady giving Oscar-worthy rage.
“You NASTY!” – I couldn’t breathe. The Pooter wins again.
