Some people go to Walmart for groceries…
I went to shake the shelves with some grade-A fart sound effects 💨😂
Armed with The Pooter and a straight face, I roamed the aisles turning everyday shopping into gut-busting comedy. The key? Hit ‘em with a loud, squelchy fart when they least expect it—then make awkward eye contact like I’m just as confused as they are.
The results? HILARIOUS.
🛒 One lady in the frozen aisle stopped, stared, and whispered “Oh honey no…” while her friend burst into tears laughing.
💐 A guy near the candles took one sniff, gagged, and said “Walmart needs to start checking people at the door.”
📦 Another shopper ran away mid-cart push. Like full sprint. I didn’t even fart again—I just looked at him.
And of course, there was that one employee who heard it, looked me dead in the eyes, and said, “You need Jesus.” 🤣
Every reaction was gold—from silent shock to full-on cackling. Some people laughed with me, others backed away slowly.
But no one was ready.
