Walmart: home of low prices, long lines, and on this day… one epic fart prank.
Armed with The Pooter (aka my trusty fart sound machine), I stepped into the store with one mission: unleash chaos in the most unexpected places—and walk away like nothing happened.
It started in the snack aisle. I reached for a bag of chips, made eye contact with a random shopper, and PFFFFFT! The sound echoed off the shelves like thunder from below. The woman next to me froze. Looked down. Looked up. And walked away quickly—but not before saying “Ew” under her breath.
Next target: the self-checkout line. I dropped the loudest, sloppiest fart sound while standing behind someone scanning eggs. Heads turned. A man behind me said, “Oh man… come on!” I kept a straight face, casually looking around like I was equally disgusted. Oscar-worthy acting.
Then came the grand finale: the furniture section. I sat down on a display recliner, pretended to get comfortable, and let out a wet, wobbly splatter. A nearby couple burst out laughing while their kid yelled, “He tooted!” I gave them a thumbs up… and vanished like a legend.
By the time I walked out, the Pooter was almost out of battery—and Walmart? Forever changed.
